Fictitious Company Welcomes You!!
Hello Citizen! We are busy making products for you to consume!
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- For immediate release: As a company, we did a few seconds of soul searching to evaluate our core strengths and decided to bring those strendths to bear on the world's problems. We are proud to announce our latest service offering: Bullshit Consulting Services!
- For immediate release: After our third round of funding and Minutes of R+D, We rolled out our first product, Cat Pee!
- For immediate release: Founded after the Cold War, Fictitious Company has moved it's presence online! We are working toward a better tomorrow.